Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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