Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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