Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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