This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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