haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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