And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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