porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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