It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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