Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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