I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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