Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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