I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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