Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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