he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I can't turn off my feet"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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