The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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