So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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