Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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