i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Can I color on your dick again?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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