can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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