But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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