So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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