Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
do herpes really smell.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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