Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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