Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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