the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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