I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
okay pat passed out under dana's car
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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