Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Go christen that room with your naked body.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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