Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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