Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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