He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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