I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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