I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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