my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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