come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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