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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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