i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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