He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
