paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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