took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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