Whod you bang
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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