no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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