i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Two words: nipple clamps
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