How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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