im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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