these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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