Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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