i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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