Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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