just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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