normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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