I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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