that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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